Archive for February, 2010
Monster Repellent
Most children are naturally immune to the effects of monsters, including the closet monster, the under-the-bed monster, and the dreaded spooky-noise-at-night monster. However, in some children this natural immunity sometimes runs low, and so these all-natural “Monster Repellent” pills can help boost this immunity and keep the consumer safe.
Math is not Hard
Ever since Barbie famously uttered the phrase “Math is hard”, well, it’s been all downhill for addition and multiplication, to say nothing of the ratios or derivation. Today, even respected politicians ( ha! ) and intellectuals seem to be down on math, and that’s too bad. To rectify this situation, we are happy to provide [...]
Language Learner
In the old days, it was sufficient to know how to write code in machine code or in FORTRAN, or, heaven-forbid, COBOL in order to make a good living working at a desk in an air conditioned building. Then, along came C, and C++, and Pascal, and BASIC. Sure, some folks used LISP and SmallTalk, [...]