Archive for February, 2010
Flash-no-More
Admittedly, this is somewhat of a niche product, but if your name is Brittney, Paris, or Lindsey, odds are you have a hard time remembering to put on underwear before a night out on the town. Sure, you could hire an assistant whose sole job was to say “Hey — you got knickers on?” before [...]
Custom Placebo
We strive to provide a wide range of products, but we can’t cover everything. But, if you’ve got a particular problem you need a placebo for, buy this and let us know more about what you’re looking for, and we’ll custom-design a placebo for you and ship it out!
Clowns! Clowns!
Some people in this world like to dress up in floppy shoes and poorly fitting clothes, wearing flowers which squirt you when you try to smell them, and covering their faces with paint and garish smiles. These people are clowns. Some people don’t like them, and it’s for this second group which we developed this [...]