Virus Vanquisher!

Virus Vanquisher!

Modern medical science says that there isn't much that can be done to combat a viral infection, like the flu.  Bah!  Modern medicine.  What has it ever done for us, other than extend the average lifespan from the mid thirties up till the mid seventies?  Your doctor will tell you to get lots of rest, drink plenty of fluids, and try to stay away from people to avoid spreading whatever creeping crud you might have.

What you need is the finest virus vanquishing placebo on the market today, and we're glad to sell them to you.  Sure, they probably won't help, but since the flu or cold you have will probably go away in 3-7 days whether you do anything about it or not, when you take these and see that you recover it will only strengthen your belief in the power of the placebo effect.

Contains the same active ingredient as Airborne™, but we're quite a bit cheaper, so we've got that going for us too.

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