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Better Putt Performance

Every golfer knows that without a good game on the green you can’t hope to win.  But, putting is, well, to put it delicately, really hard.  I mean, the ball is so small, and your putter is also quite small, and sometimes the ground isn’t quite flat, and I don’t want to go into all the ways that the wind messes up your shot causing you to double bogey.

But, these “Better Putt Performance” placebos guarantee that your golf game on the green will improve (or it won’t).  We have scientists in real lab coats who investigate stuff like this and they’ve assured us that these pills, together with something called the placebo effect, will lead to a 3-5 stroke reduction in your overall score.

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Slice No More

Hitting a slice is a great way to start your golf game off on the wrong foot. Slice too often and your friends will start to call you horrible names and your game of golf will become a joyless affair instead of the a respite from the cares of the world. Taking our un-patented, un-trademarked “Slice-No-More!” placebo pills either will or will not significantly reduce your likelyhood of hitting slices.

Taken as directed, each bottle should last at least twelve full rounds of 18 holes, or more if you take them less often and less if you compulsively eat the whole bottle on the fourth hole.

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