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It seems that these modern times have multiplied the issues and problems each of us faces a thousand-fold. Although our scientists are working as fast as they can to come up with placebos to address the problems facing people today, they can't think of everything.
So, if you've got a problem you really need a placebo to fix, or if you've got an idea for a placebo that you think we should carry, email us at
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and we will put our crack scientists onto it right away. Unlike with the real drug companies, which have to do actual research and testing and get FDA approval to sell a new product, we can pretty much whip up a placebo to fix the problem you're having in a day or two. If we decide to carry the placebo you suggest in our store, we'll even cut you in on the booty by giving you a gift certificate for our merchandise every time we sell another 25 units of the placebo you suggested!
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